Tại hội nghị quốc tế giữa Việt Nam và Hoa Kỳ. Đại diện phía Hoa Kỳ: "Nước chúng tôi cực kì dân chủ. Bất cứ công dân nào cũng có quyền chửi quan chức chính quyền Hoa Kỳ nếu họ không hài lòng mà không bị bắt bớ gì cả!" Đại diện phía Việt Nam (cười): "Ồ tường gì? Nước chúng tôi cũng cực kì dân chủ, Bất cứ công dân nào cũng có quyền chửi quan chức chính quyền Hoa Kỳ mà không bị bắt bớ gì cả!" :24:
Writing's Powerful Message There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer. When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!" He now works for Microsoft writing error messages. :leluoi: Helisoft A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer." :capcuu:
